[desperately wishes to own all shirts from the creatures store]
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
"You can’t just tell someone to fuck off and expect them not to be angry with you"
"LOOK BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. I swear, if I have to stop one more car or change one more light to red…"
"Of course you failed the test you idiot, you were reading pornos about my brother and that Winchester kid all night!"
when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
2013 vma will always be the best vma
HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!